I have one of the fancy electronic label makers, and it apparently had a brainfart and printed a row of strange labels. They alternate between my given name JOHN REHWINKEL and the peculiar word OPCHAKIYAPISITECHAKIYA.
What does it mean? Is this the name of my earth twin and my martian twin? It's a lovely word, similar to Eskimo[1], and it's pronouncible:
OP CHA KIYA PISI TECH A KIYAOddly, the label maker normally can't print alternating labels like that. Also, it wound them all on the pinch roller instead of spitting them out as per normal. Most odd.
OP CHA KIYA PISI TE CHA KIYA
Looks like you have been Contacted. You will probably decipher the message in a dream (and not be able to remember it when you wake up). Make sure you let us know what they look like, when you finally meet them!
This should have been read
Op Chaki Yapi site Chakiya
Clearly, Chuck (may I call you Chuck? so less formal), you're meant to be the operator for a small site named chakiya.org. Go and register it thusly.
Or perhaps you're meant to write opcodes for the chakiy API. Y ask Y?
ps -- frankly I find it harder believing your name is "John Rehwinkel".
Interesting..this one...
First let me claim a title as an Elbows resident Russia expert(-not).....
Then it's clear....OPCHAKIYAPISITECHAKIYA is 5 shacks and about 35 Mongols living next to a railroad siding on the BAM railway in Eastern Siberia....
or maybe not!
[I have too much time on my hands.]
I kick ye, oh atypic aphasia
Sciatica okay, i hike happy.
A chic ethiopia ski? Pay kay.
I hock asiatic yak hay pipe.
I tip sea kayak. Oh, I icy chap.
Haiti ipecac a okay physik
Ye pick osaka? I pay hitachi.